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" I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. "
Don Rickles
Sell
My Own
Jokes
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" I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic Arts I got sidetracked into clubs and started doing comedy. "
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" Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive. "
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" Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it. "
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" In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. "
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" My wife is great. She always goes to the bank to see if the check has cleared. "
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" Funny is funny. "
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" My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. "
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" My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. "
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" The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. "
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" Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. "
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" To this day, when I say that I went to the American Academy, people are very impressed. The reputation of the school has always been fantastic. "
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" When I'm onstage, I'm acting. "
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" Sometimes, I knew generally what I was going to do, but I've never written anything down. Call it a sixth sense: the lines just come. "
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" To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and a good joke teller. "
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" My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolwork was very difficult for me because I couldn't concentrate. I was failing almost every subject. To this day, I'm not too good at reading a book. But I was the president of my high school comedy group, and they treated me like a king. "
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Book
Day
" Don't call me 'sir; 'King Jew' will do fine. "
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Me
King
" You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up. "
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Excitement
Lose
" The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know. "
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Know
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" I'm a New Yorker, originally. I was raised in Jackson Heights. I went to P.S. 148 and then Newtown High School. If World War II didn't come, I'd still be there in school. World War II saved me. "
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New
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" An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings. "
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People
Insult
Title
" At 90, I'm still working a couple of dates a month. My mind is very sharp on the stage, so why not? This may sound corny, but I do it because people - young and old - still come to see me, and they're very enthusiastic about my work. They treat me like the Godfather. "
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People
Work
Young
" I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny. "
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Everything
Life
Out
" The girls, like, in we'll say Hooters, have less clothing than the girls I worked with in those days. We thought it was wild when they just wore little bells and so forth. But today, in restaurants, some of the waitresses almost work in the nude, you know, to get business. "
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Know
Today
" The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay around. Longevity is the most important thing.' "
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Important
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" In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license. "
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Gaming
Hunting
American
" Nobody ever dared with Frank, because he had such mood swings, and you never knew how he was going to react. But I could tell the minute I saw him that he was going to be in my corner. "
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Mood
Never
" When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit. "
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School
Life
" I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' "
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Party
Me
" Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it. "
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People
Appreciate
" Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. "
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Always
Call