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" I shouldn't make fun of the blacks: President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke. "
Don Rickles
Yesterday
Friend
Fun
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" Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. "
Don Rickles
Life
Good
Influence
" Nobody ever dared with Frank, because he had such mood swings, and you never knew how he was going to react. But I could tell the minute I saw him that he was going to be in my corner. "
Don Rickles
React
Mood
Never
" My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolwork was very difficult for me because I couldn't concentrate. I was failing almost every subject. To this day, I'm not too good at reading a book. But I was the president of my high school comedy group, and they treated me like a king. "
Don Rickles
School
Book
Day
" You know what's funny to me? Attitude. "
Don Rickles
Funny
You
Know
" I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important. "
Don Rickles
Friends And Family
Care
Family
" The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. "
Don Rickles
Miss
Him
Johnny
" Compared to what comics say today, I'm a monk, but in those days, it was unheard of to make fun of people like I did. Of course, they exaggerated how outrageous I really was. "
Don Rickles
Days
Fun
People
" We were Orthodox Jews, but we really didn't deserve it. I mean, bacon - my father said, 'Don't put bacon in the house,' but we had bacon. We didn't keep kosher. And we observed which today would be Conservative Jews. But in those days, we belonged to an Orthodox temple. So we made out we were Orthodox Jews, but we really weren't. "
Don Rickles
House
Said
Conservative
" To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled. "
Don Rickles
My Life
Chance
Stand Up
" Funny is funny. "
Don Rickles
Funny
" Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. "
Don Rickles
Like
Humor
Battle
" Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, 'Hi Bob' and I'd have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn't let me ad-lib. "
Don Rickles
Go
Like
Hope
" In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license. "
Don Rickles
Gaming
Hunting
American
" I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit. "
Don Rickles
Circuit
Sell
Wrong
" It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that. "
Don Rickles
People
Accept
Say
" I never went out looking for glory. "
Don Rickles
Out
Looking
Glory
" I always say, when you're onstage you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's okay. Thank God the majority are in my corner. "
Don Rickles
Say
You
Thank God
" Everything I've performed has been from my own head. "
Don Rickles
My Own
Own
Head
" Why should I retire? I'm like a fighter. The bell rings, and you come out and fight. "
Don Rickles
Like
Why
You
" Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. "
Don Rickles
Pot
Entertainment
Vegas
" The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island. "
Don Rickles
Love
Like
Island
" Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. "
Don Rickles
Well
Always
Call
" Herb Solo at that time was the head of MGM. I said, 'I want to live like Clint Eastwood.' Did I know at that time Clint Eastwood, to him, Heaven was a truck, a dog, and a picnic basket for food or something? "
Don Rickles
Dog
Live
Time
" Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. "
Don Rickles
Kid
Insurance
Business
" Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. "
Don Rickles
Politics
Humor
Never
" I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know. "
Don Rickles
Think
Tough
Mean
" They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities. "
Don Rickles
Always
Me
Sitting
" To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and a good joke teller. "
Don Rickles
Good
Day
You
" Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. "
Don Rickles
Great
Want
Service
" I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. "
Don Rickles
Sell
My Own
Jokes