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" The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island. "
Don Rickles
Love
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Island
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" Everything I've performed has been from my own head. "
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" My whole act is off the top of my head. "
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Top
" Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. "
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" You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. "
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" My mother was a Jewish General Patton. "
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General
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" To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled. "
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My Life
Chance
Stand Up
" I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. "
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Joke
I Can
" I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always had trouble in school. Not because I was a dummy, but I was always busy being the Jackson Heights clown. "
Don Rickles
School
Busy
High
" I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning. "
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Morning
Job
Night
" I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. "
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Say
Things
Joke
" It takes many years to be a great comedian. "
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Many
Great
Comedian
" I write my own tweets. "
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I Write
Write
Tweets
" You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up. "
Don Rickles
Audience
Excitement
Lose
" Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? "
Don Rickles
Wonder
Clothes
Funny
" I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there's that. "
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Personality
Me
Habit
" Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend! "
Don Rickles
Fear
Night
Mind
" Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh. "
Don Rickles
People
You
Bad
" The highlight of my career was being at the inaugural gala of Ronald Reagan, and I owe that to Mr. Sinatra. "
Don Rickles
Being
Highlight
Career
" When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight. "
Don Rickles
You
New
Little
" Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. "
Don Rickles
Alley
Work
Singing
" At 90, I'm still working a couple of dates a month. My mind is very sharp on the stage, so why not? This may sound corny, but I do it because people - young and old - still come to see me, and they're very enthusiastic about my work. They treat me like the Godfather. "
Don Rickles
People
Work
Young
" Herb Solo at that time was the head of MGM. I said, 'I want to live like Clint Eastwood.' Did I know at that time Clint Eastwood, to him, Heaven was a truck, a dog, and a picnic basket for food or something? "
Don Rickles
Dog
Live
Time
" I shouldn't make fun of the blacks: President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke. "
Don Rickles
Yesterday
Friend
Fun
" Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is. "
Don Rickles
Die
Crazy
Head
" I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day. "
Don Rickles
Day
Ride
Hour
" The inaugural of Ronald Reagan, with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin. And that was the greatest thing. Ronald Reagan and George Bush. That was - I still remember like it was yesterday. "
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Remember
Like
Greatest
" I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh. "
Don Rickles
Group
Enjoy
Tall
" Why should I retire? I'm like a fighter. The bell rings, and you come out and fight. "
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Like
Why
You
" I don't have regrets. I've never sat here and thought, 'Gee, if only I'd done 'The Man Who Came to Dinner' on Broadway, I would have been happier.' "
Don Rickles
Dinner
Man
Here
" Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts. "
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Lot
Nice
Burn