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" I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. "

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" I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. "

" There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. "

" Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. "

" I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. "

" I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. "

" I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. "

" I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. "

" My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. "

" I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. "

" I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. "

" I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase. "

" I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. "

" It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. "

" I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. "

" I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. "

" I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it. "

" And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. "

" I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. "

" I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. "

" I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. "

" I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. "

" If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. "

" You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. "

" I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. "

" I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. "

" You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. "

" If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. "

" I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. "

" Anyone who bombs is my friend. "

" I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. "