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" If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. "

Maya Angelou

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Little

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Johnny Vegas

Question

Love

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Hope

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