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" Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. "
Lewis Mumford
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" They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth. "
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" It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different. "
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" If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? "
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" There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny. "
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" I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place. "
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" You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. "
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" To curb the machine and limit art to handicraft is a denial of opportunity. "
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" Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. "
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" When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. "
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" I have really fond memories of growing up in Chicago, and I always love going back. I still have a lot of really good friends from high school that I go to dinner with. It's kind of become a tradition when I go out there to do a show to give a few friends a call, tell some funny stories about high school and walk down memory lane. "
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" If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. "
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