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" I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.' "

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" I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas. "

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" I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. "

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" When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged. "

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" I love Maya Rudolph. She's very multitalented herself. "

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" Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. "

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" I don't watch sitcoms. I really don't. My problem with them is they take so long to film them that there's no spontaneity. I want to see that. "

" As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. "

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" You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because sometimes you're not the type. And sometimes it's somebody else's turn. "

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" It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. "