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" I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. "

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" On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing. "

" My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. "

" It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers. "

" My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. "

" Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant. "

" It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. "

" I eat very well, and I do Pilates. "

" My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood - and I would kind of lock myself in this little dressing room area with a cracked mirror on the door and act out what I had just seen. "

" Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. "

" I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper. "

" Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that. "

" Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. "

" I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn't do what I wanted to do. "

" My first book was an open letter to my three daughters. "

" I have a great memory. "

" I've always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that. "

" I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry. "

" I have an iPhone, and I can text, and I can use the phone, and I can even take pictures with it. "

" I love audiences. "

" I liked myself better when I wasn't me. "

" I prefer doing TV, where it can be different every time. "

" When I left 'The Garry Moore Show,' I signed a 10-year contract with CBS. "

" I loved the Kennedy Center Honors because you just sit there, smile, wave, and cry. "

" Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. "

" I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? "

" I was very entertained by Betty Grable and Judy Garland. "

" You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has. "

" I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy. "

" I didn't really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because I was studying theater arts. "