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" I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. "
Colin Quinn
Guy
Who
Smarter
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" I was a class clown. "
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Clown
Class
" The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either. "
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Life
You
Worth
" Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are. "
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Humanity
Great
Back
" I always wanted to write as much as perform. "
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Wanted
Write
Perform
" Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. "
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You
Days
Get
" You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. "
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Funny
Small
Small Things
" When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. "
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School
Know
Look
" If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material. "
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Job
Enjoy
Because
" I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any. "
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Though
Think
Even
" That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. "
Colin Quinn
Being
Job
Lucky
" For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. "
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Friends
Always
Say
" People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. "
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Money
Present
People
" Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting. "
Colin Quinn
Most
Career
Interesting
" So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. "
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Situation
War
Violence
" You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. "
Colin Quinn
Just
You
Just Be
" You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. "
Colin Quinn
Good
Funny
Writing
" I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ. "
Colin Quinn
Myself
Think
Real
" The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. "
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Crazy
Mind
People
" My name has zero value. "
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Name
Value
Zero
" My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in. "
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Situation
Place
World
" Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. "
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You
Funny
Cake
" I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. "
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Think
Feel
Good
" The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. "
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Thinking
People
More
" The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. "
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Live
Only
People
" Everybody's funny in different ways. "
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Ways
Different
Everybody
" I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. "
Colin Quinn
I Love
Poetry
Love
" A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen. "
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Face
Weird
Everything
" I like guy stuff. "
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Stuff
Like
Guy
" I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it. "
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Look
Feel
Empires
" You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. "
Colin Quinn
Money
Nothing
Pay