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" I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. "
Colin Quinn
I Love
Poetry
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" The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. "
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" Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting. "
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" You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. "
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" It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. "
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" I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. "
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" I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. "
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Audience
Say
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" Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. "
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Sense Of Humor
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" You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. "
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Good
Funny
Writing
" I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ. "
Colin Quinn
Myself
Think
Real
" When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. "
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School
Know
Look
" Everybody's funny in different ways. "
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Ways
Different
Everybody
" So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. "
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Situation
War
Violence
" I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. "
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Think
Feel
Good
" The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either. "
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Life
You
Worth
" That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. "
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Being
Job
Lucky
" I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it. "
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Look
Feel
Empires
" Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are. "
Colin Quinn
Humanity
Great
Back
" I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows. "
Colin Quinn
Working
Movies
Stuff
" I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America. "
Colin Quinn
America
Never
China
" Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult. "
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Person
Dangerous
Hands
" I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. "
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Kings
Feel
Reason
" My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in. "
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Situation
Place
World
" I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. "
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Guy
Who
Smarter
" I was a class clown. "
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Class Clown
Clown
Class
" I like guy stuff. "
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Stuff
Like
Guy
" People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. "
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Money
Present
People
" You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. "
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Just
You
Just Be
" I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian. "
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World
Like
Say
" The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. "
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Thinking
People
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" I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial. "
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