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" I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. "
Colin Quinn
Think
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Good
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" So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. "
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" I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America. "
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" People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper. "
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" I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her. "
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" I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian. "
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" I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial. "
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" With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. "
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" I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it. "
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" Everybody's funny in different ways. "
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" You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. "
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" I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway. "
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" When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. "
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School
Know
Look
" It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. "
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" My name has zero value. "
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Zero
" Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. "
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Sense Of Humor
Different
" You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. "
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Small
Small Things
" I like guy stuff. "
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" The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. "
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" I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. "
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" I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself. "
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" The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. "
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" You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. "
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" Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are. "
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" You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. "
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" I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. "
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" I was a class clown. "
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" I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them. "
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" I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows. "
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" Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. "
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