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" I always wanted to write as much as perform. "
Colin Quinn
Wanted
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" It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. "
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" You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. "
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" When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers. "
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Everyone
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" You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. "
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