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" You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. "
Colin Quinn
Just
You
Just Be
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" For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor. "
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" I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them. "
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" I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial. "
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" I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. "
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" You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. "
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Good
Funny
Writing
" I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian. "
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World
Like
Say
" My name has zero value. "
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Name
Value
Zero
" I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway. "
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Think
Work
You
" I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. "
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Kings
Feel
Reason
" I like guy stuff. "
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Stuff
Like
Guy
" I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her. "
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Crazy
Two
Think
" You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. "
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Money
Nothing
Pay
" Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult. "
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Person
Dangerous
Hands
" Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. "
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You
Days
Get
" Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. "
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You
Funny
Cake
" A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen. "
Colin Quinn
Face
Weird
Everything
" I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows. "
Colin Quinn
Working
Movies
Stuff
" So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. "
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Situation
War
Violence
" I was a class clown. "
Colin Quinn
Class Clown
Clown
Class
" If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material. "
Colin Quinn
Job
Enjoy
Because
" It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. "
Colin Quinn
Trade
Crazy
Would
" With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. "
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Understanding
You
Comedians
" I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America. "
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America
Never
China
" Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting. "
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Most
Career
Interesting
" He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be. "
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Good
People
Place
" The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems. "
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Crazy
Mind
People
" My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in. "
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Situation
Place
World
" Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. "
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Sense
Sense Of Humor
Different
" I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write. "
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I Love
Poetry
Love