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" My name has zero value. "
Colin Quinn
Name
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Zero
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" I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it. "
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" I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself. "
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" You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything. "
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" That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. "
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America
Never
China
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