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" People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this. "

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" The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. "

Karl Pilkington

Mexico

People

Worship

" Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. "

" With acting, I didn't get much from it. "

" I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. "

" For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. "

" I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. "

" I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester. "

" People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! "

" To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. "

Karl Pilkington

Easy

Looking

" Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that. "

" Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. "

" The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone. "

" I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. "

" People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. "

" I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. "

" People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? "

Karl Pilkington

People

Thought

" We should all love animals. "

" I don't know what 'famous' is, really. "

" It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. "

" Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. "

Karl Pilkington

Always

She

" A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. "

" If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. "

Karl Pilkington

You

Scared

" Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' "

" That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. "

" When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. "

" I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. "

" I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. "

" I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage. "

" I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? "

" When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. "