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" I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. "
Karl Pilkington
Well
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" Chinese people age overnight. "
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" With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? "
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" I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference. "
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" The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere. "
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" I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. "
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" Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. "
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" When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. "
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" If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. "
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" All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. "
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" I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. "
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" You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that. "
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" I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. "
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" We should all love animals. "
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" Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. "
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" When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. "
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" I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. "
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" I've got loads of nieces and nephews. "
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" Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. "
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" Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that. "
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" I've never worried about life's big questions. "
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" I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. "
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" I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. "
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