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" That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. "
Karl Pilkington
Head
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" I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? "
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" We should all love animals. "
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" But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. "
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" I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. "
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" When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. "
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" People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. "
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" I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. "
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" I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. "
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" Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. "
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" I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage. "
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" If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. "
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" The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. "
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" People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? "
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" People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. "
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" I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. "
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" I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you? "
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" I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. "
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" I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. "
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" Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. "
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" I've never worried about life's big questions. "
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" I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. "
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" I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. "
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