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" Obama, in pursuit of power, has been as greedy and irresponsible as any Wall Street tycoon in pursuit of money. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Been
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" Detroit's industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching. "
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" I grew up going to public school, and they were huge public schools. I went to a school that had 3,200 kids, and I had grade school classes with 40-some kids. Discipline was rigid. Most of the learning was rote. It worked. "
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" There are selves too big for one person to contain. You cannot call them selfish. There is nothing -ish about such selves. They are the self, as it were, itself. "
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" I was never a Democrat. I went from Republican to Maoist and then back again. "
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" Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances. "
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" Hubris is one of the great renewable resources. "
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" Infant mortality and life expectancy are reasonable indicators of general well-being in a society. "
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" Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life. "
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" In the Soviet Union, no industry went under until they all did. "
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" The idea of a stag hunt evokes chivalry - knights in jerkins and hose, ladies on sidesaddles with wimples and billowing dresses, a white stag symbolizing something-or-other, and Robin Hood getting in the way. An actual stag hunt is more like a horseback meeting of a county planning commission. "
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" Something that confirms all fears and many conspiracy theories about government is finding out what our elected representatives would put into law if they could. "
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" Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes - the whole bag of tricks. "
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World
People
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" I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises? I've got beachfront property. You tell us up there, 'By the end of the century, New York City could be underwater,' and we say, 'Your point is?' "
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" You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. "
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You
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" Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative. "
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" The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen. "
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Success
" I am a student of stupidity. I am a political reporter. "
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Stupidity
" What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text. "
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Thought
Flower
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" The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it. "
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Even
" America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being 'hegemonistic', of engaging in 'unilateralism', of behaving as if we're the only nation on earth that counts. We are. "
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" The most futuristic aspect of the House of the Future was that it was made almost entirely of plastic. "
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" Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn't matter. "
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Change
" The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with high wages and health and retirement benefits working on the General Livestock Corporation assembly line putting udders on cows. "
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" In thirteen years, every aspect of the universe can change - ask a thirteen-year-old. "
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" A deadly sins addendum is long overdue. Life has changed since Pope Gregory the Great scribbled his initial list in the sixth century. "
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" Never wear anything that panics the cat. "
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" Kabul is a walled city, which sounds romantic except the walls are pre-cast reinforced concrete blast barriers, 10 feet tall and 15 feet long and moved into place with cranes. The walls are topped with sandbags, and the sandbags are topped with guard posts from which gun barrels protrude. "
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" As a longtime former resident of 15 years in Washington, I wish that everybody would stay off the Mall with their political cause so that we can get out there, you know, and play flag football or Frisbee, or walk the dog or something - you know, which is, you know, what the National Mall should be for, in my personal opinion. "
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" The foundation of collectivism is simple: There should be no important economic differences among people. No one should be too rich. "
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