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" I can't stand Snapchat, but that will be extinct before it is relevant. "

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" I'm always so amazed by which performances work really, really well and which ones don't. But I think it's just mostly, 'She's Out Of My League,' so many people saw that movie on DVD and on the plane. Just millions of people saw that movie. That's the reason I'm somewhat famous. "

" When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body. "

" We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'. "

" Everybody asks me what it was like to be in my underwear for my network television debut. "

" I know about the tech industry in that I follow what apps are hot and software development. I know my way around different browsers. I know how to restart a computer. "

" Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic. "

" Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care. I just do comedy. "

" I acted in high school and studied at the British American Drama Academy in Oxford for one summer. I minored in theater, and I was always acting growing up and stuff, but really, I was just more interested in the comedy of it all. So for me, it's always comedy, and then acting is just one medium of comedy. "

" I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. "

" It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the scrubs on. And then with me, it's kind of like, well, I'm a comedian, I'm making fun of everybody and everything. And I'm making fun of myself. I'm having fun making fun of and for other people. "

" I'm a stand-up. I'm never worried about getting my next role. That's never distressing to me. "

" People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars. "

" My father always said I have a face for radio, and 'Cloverfield' was one of my finest pieces of work. "

" Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful. "

" I consider myself a fairly ethical individual while I do have a lot of dichotomies within me. We're all victims of our own hypocrisy at times. "

" I don't prepare for anything very well. I am not a good actor. I don't read scripts. "

" I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. "

" I wouldn't want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I've always wanted to play is the Joker. There is a maniacal and dangerous side to me. "

" I love mispronunciations. I love when people mispronounce things. "

" I do comedy to give people an ephemeral escape from the tragedy that permeates everyday life. "

" I told the Mucinex people, 'You picked me because I always sound sick'. They were like, 'Well, it doesn't hurt'. "

" I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun, and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want. "

" Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. "

" My face is oblong. But the best grooming is confidence. "

" Mucinex were like, 'Would you like to be the Mucinex man? You sound like you're sick right now'. In each spot, they give me a little bit of room to do something strange. And in a world of fractured mediums, where there is no zeitgeist, and you get your comedy from your phone, it's all content. "

" I think it is very important to be a method actor. "

" I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff. "

" I would say that awards are for children. Because children need a tangible representation of their achievement. And as adults, you have to settle for the respect and admiration of your peers. "

" Effective satire has to be almost identical to the subject that it is skewering. "

" There is no place for a person like me in a world that only takes itself seriously. Satire is so necessary but fairly ineffective. "