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" I think I'm just a comedian who's a pretty good con man, and I don't see that changing any time soon. "
T. J. Miller
Time
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" People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars. "
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" I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.' "
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" The moment in which you make somebody laugh, you're only doing it to make them laugh and be happy. Then afterward you can be like, 'Oh, I just want the attention. I feel so good that everybody's listening to me and I got the approval that I need.' "
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" Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care. I just do comedy. "
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" I don't believe in alcohol. It's a sort of a medicinal necessity for the human condition, none of that stuff. I'm not a gambling man. "
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" When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body. "
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" Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic. "
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