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" Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. "

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Mo Rocca

Comedy

Never

People

" I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked. "

" A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. "

" I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. "

" It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. "

" I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. "

Mo Rocca

Hair

Feet

" I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down. "

" Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple. "

Mo Rocca

Finding

End

" I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. "

Mo Rocca

Peace

Army

" I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar. "

" When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. "

" While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk. "

" I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around. "

" I am a kamikaze gadfly. "

Mo Rocca

I Am

" I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. "

" Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive. "

" One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. "

Mo Rocca

Tree

Father

" If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. "

" I bruise like a grape. "

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Grape

Bruise

" It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. "

" I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. "

Mo Rocca

Myself

Self

" Homemade sweaters are always itchy. "

" Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. "

" I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. "

" I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. "

" Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. "

" I hate homemade sweaters. "

" Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore? "

" Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. "

" If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. "