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" I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked. "
Mo Rocca
School
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High
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" I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. "
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" Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive. "
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" Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. "
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" My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. "
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" Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. "
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Words
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" Homemade sweaters are always itchy. "
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Homemade
Always
" I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar. "
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Way
" I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. "
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Team
Leadership
" I hate homemade sweaters. "
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" Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple. "
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Finding
End
" Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy. "
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Comedy
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" Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote. "
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" It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. "
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Jokes
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" Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday. "
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Today
" I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. "
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How
" I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. "
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" I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. "
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" I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. "
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" If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. "
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" Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. "
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