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" It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. "
Mo Rocca
Man
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Because
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" Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive. "
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" I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. "
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" The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. "
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You
" I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar. "
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Way
" Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. "
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" I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. "
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Television
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