Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. "
Mo Rocca
Dying
War
People
Related Quotes:
" What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise. "
Jerome K. Jerome
Funny
Disguise
Blessing
" It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible. "
Demetri Martin
Doing
You
Think
" The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even 'Trance' to a certain extent has little bits of action and stuff, but I've never really hurt myself at all - not even like a sprained ankle. "
James McAvoy
Myself
Funny
Action
" It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.' "
Garrett Hedlund
Look
Funny
Face
" My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. "
Mike Myers
Dare
Cuisine
Funny
" Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. "
Eminem
Circle
Trust
Small
" Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. "
Zach Galifianakis
Me
Funny
Rudeness
" I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. "
Mo Rocca
Send
Everything
Everyone
" Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? "
James Thurber
You
Like
Funny
" I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. "
Mitch Hedberg
Funny
Know
Necklace
" Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. "
Mo Rocca
Stocking
Goodness
Christmas
" I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. "
Psy
Me
Funny
Good
" Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. "
Joe Rogan
Funny
Brilliant
Guy
" It's funny, I listen to friends who talk about back when they were 14, eight, 16, whatever, as if it was yesterday. Me, I've no idea what I did. It's all a blur, I'm afraid. "
Catherine McCormack
Me
Back
Blur
" Everybody complains about getting older, but I find it such a rich time of life. There are negative things about it, I suppose, but more than that, I'm finding it to be a very positive experience in which growth suggests itself in a much more alluring way than it did when I was young - isn't that funny? "
Elizabeth Berg
Funny
Positive
Growth
" I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. "
Paul Simon
Eating
Child
Restaurant
" Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple. "
Mo Rocca
Up
Finding
End
" I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. "
Demetri Martin
Think
Stuff
Dreaming
" A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. "
Barbara Corcoran
Funny
Back
Back Up
" Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. "
Katie McGrath
Today
Funny
People
" I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield. "
Derek Jeter
Possible
Never
Kid
" I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. "
Mo Rocca
Kind
Cool
Funny
" I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Fat
Only
Funny
" He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. "
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Pickle
Been
Funny
" I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know. "
Prince
" Leave America and you'll find that the consumers in many other countries enjoy watching advertising. Not because the products are better, but because the ads are produced to be entertaining. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are dramatic. Sometimes they are just beautiful. "
Simon Sinek
Beautiful
Funny
America
" I'm crazy, funny, and good looking! "
Alex Wolff
Crazy
Funny
Looking
" To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. "
Reba McEntire
Three
Need
Succeed
" The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment. "
Dwayne Johnson
Moment
Thought
Men
" One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. "
Mo Rocca
Tree
Go
Father