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" The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. "

Will Rogers

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Party

You

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Year

Got

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" Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. "

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Will Rogers

Politics

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" Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. "

" In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. "

" There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. "

Will Rogers

Independence

Politics

" There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. "

" Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. "

" The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' "

" Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. "