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" There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. "
Will Rogers
Just
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" About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. "
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" America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. "
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" I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. "
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" This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. "
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" When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. "
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" People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. "
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" A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. "
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" If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. "
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" I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. "
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" Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. "
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