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" The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. "
Drew Carey
Strong
Discipline
Job
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" Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. "
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Love
Sports
Better
" Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. "
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Only
Hollywood
Like
" I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' "
Drew Carey
Good
Mind
Nothing
" I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do. "
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Believe
Self
Myself
" 'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. "
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Experiment
Just
Tough
" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "
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Other
Dream
Comic
" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "
Drew Carey
Appreciate
People
Earth
" Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know? "
Drew Carey
Heaven
Know
People
" It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. "
Drew Carey
Smart
Day
Know
" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "
Drew Carey
Kid
Played
Trumpet
" I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. "
Drew Carey
Political
Want
Myself
" You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. "
Drew Carey
You
Women
Sex
" George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. "
Drew Carey
Thought
Truth
Grow
" I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me. "
Drew Carey
Movies
Me
People
" I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. "
Drew Carey
People
Comedy
Other
" Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. "
Drew Carey
Job
Face
You
" I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them. "
Drew Carey
Say
Nobody
Meet
" The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. "
Drew Carey
People
Men
Hate
" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. "
Drew Carey
Funny
Audience
Comedy
" I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. "
Drew Carey
Speech
You
Free
" I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. "
Drew Carey
Move On
Die
Better
" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
Drew Carey
More
Republican
Years
" I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. "
Drew Carey
Going
Always
Before
" I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' "
Drew Carey
Mirror
Think
Face
" What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. "
Drew Carey
Never
Take
Ourselves
" I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. "
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Paycheck
Economic
Insecurity
" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "
Drew Carey
Lose
Weight
Thing
" There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game. "
Drew Carey
Retail
Game
Win
" Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. "
Drew Carey
Meet
You
Support