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" To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. "

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" Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. "

" If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. "

" Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. "

" The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. "

" When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. "

" All generalizations are false, including this one. "

Generalizations

" When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. "

" A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. "

" Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. "

" Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. "

" As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. "

" What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. "

" The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. "

" Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. "

" There are lies, damned lies and statistics. "

" There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. "

" It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. "

" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "

" Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' "

" My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. "

" The secret of getting ahead is getting started. "

Getting Started

" Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. "

" The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word. "

" Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. "

" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "

" We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world. "

" The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. "

" Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. "