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" Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. "

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" Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. "

" Buy land, they're not making it anymore. "

" A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. "

" If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. "

" It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. "

" I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. "

" Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself. "

" A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. "

" Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. "

" Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. "

" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "

" If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. "

" It put our energies to sleep and made visionaries of us - dreamers and indolent... It is good to begin life poor; it is good to begin life rich - these are wholesome; but to begin it prospectively rich! The man who has not experienced it cannot imagine the curse of it. "

" Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. "

" The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. "

" To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. "

" Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean. "

" When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. "

" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "

" What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. "

" Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. "

" I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. "

" Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. "

" A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. "

" Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. "