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" A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. "

Karl Pilkington

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" I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. "

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" I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit. "

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" I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. "

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" I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. "

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" I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great. "

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" Comedy's really subjective, you know. "

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" I've never worried about life's big questions. "

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" When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. "

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" If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. "

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" We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' "

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" That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. "

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" Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? "

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" I love nature - it's probably my most favorite thing. I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. "

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" Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. "

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" To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. "

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" It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. "

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" With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? "

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" If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. "

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" Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. "

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" I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. "

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" If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. "

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" I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. "

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" I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. "

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" People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. "

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" It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. "

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" I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. "

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