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" Everybody asks me what it was like to be in my underwear for my network television debut. "
T. J. Miller
Debut
Like
Me
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" When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body. "
T. J. Miller
Car
Look
Body
" I try to be an ethical, moral person and a nice person, and I like to have that reflected in my comedy. I'm not a mean comedian, and I don't think that my comedy is mean. I think that for the most part, it's more focused on the diversity that we all handle and try to provide a distraction from the disaster of modern living. "
T. J. Miller
Nice
Think
Moral
" You just put yourself into your work, and you can do anything you want, depending on how hard you want to work for it. "
T. J. Miller
Hard
Just
Want
" J. P. Morgan. He was kind of a douche. "
T. J. Miller
Kind
He
Morgan
" There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. But I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff. "
T. J. Miller
Writing
Own
Music
" I told the Mucinex people, 'You picked me because I always sound sick'. They were like, 'Well, it doesn't hurt'. "
T. J. Miller
People
Me
Hurt
" Effective satire has to be almost identical to the subject that it is skewering. "
T. J. Miller
Almost
Effective
Satire
" I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. "
T. J. Miller
Rather
Care
Laugh
" I have perfectly symmetrical ankles. "
T. J. Miller
Perfectly
Symmetrical
Ankles
" I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's, like, sweat on people's backs. "
T. J. Miller
People
Concerts
Hip-Hop
" Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic. "
T. J. Miller
Life
Hard
Kind
" I know about the tech industry in that I follow what apps are hot and software development. I know my way around different browsers. I know how to restart a computer. "
T. J. Miller
Follow
Know
Way
" To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded. "
T. J. Miller
Best
Well-Rounded
Become
" I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does. "
T. J. Miller
Appreciation
Think
Know
" There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me. "
T. J. Miller
Nothing
Award
Awards
" I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. "
T. J. Miller
Stories
Absurdity
Hardest
" I would say that awards are for children. Because children need a tangible representation of their achievement. And as adults, you have to settle for the respect and admiration of your peers. "
T. J. Miller
Respect
Children
You
" My face is oblong. But the best grooming is confidence. "
T. J. Miller
Grooming
Face
Confidence
" To be honest, I would never have imagined myself acting on a sitcom that I didn't write. "
T. J. Miller
Myself
Write
Never
" I drink a fair amount of ramen noodles. "
T. J. Miller
Noodles
Amount
Drink
" I don't believe in alcohol. It's a sort of a medicinal necessity for the human condition, none of that stuff. I'm not a gambling man. "
T. J. Miller
Human
Alcohol
Believe
" If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples lives for the better. But you can only do that for about 300 people to maybe a thousand people - if you're really prolific and you're working really hard. "
T. J. Miller
Working
Better
Change
" I love Denver. "
T. J. Miller
Love
I Love
Denver
" It's always fun to agree to be in a movie when you have no idea what it's actually going to be! "
T. J. Miller
Idea
Going
Fun
" We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed. "
T. J. Miller
Broken
Anything
Fixed
" I consider myself a fairly ethical individual while I do have a lot of dichotomies within me. We're all victims of our own hypocrisy at times. "
T. J. Miller
Own
Myself
Me
" I'm a stand-up. I'm never worried about getting my next role. That's never distressing to me. "
T. J. Miller
About
Role
Next
" 'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' - there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ. "
T. J. Miller
My Life
Bear
Me
" Always remember: My general theme is 'There is no message.' There never has been. Stop trying to find the message or the meaning in everything. That's. My. Theme. "
T. J. Miller
Remember
Meaning
Trying
" It doesn't matter to me if I'm in love with my performance, so I watch all of my performances to understand and learn from them and figure out what's working and what's not. And I see the movies that I'm in in the theater a lot. "
T. J. Miller
Learn
Performance
Movies