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" I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. "
Drew Carey
Thing
Bugs
Ear
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" 'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. "
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" I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. "
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" Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. "
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" Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. "
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" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "
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" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
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" Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know? "
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" The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. "
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Men
Hate
" I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them. "
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" But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. "
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Touch
Want
Boy
" I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. "
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Speech
You
Free
" Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. "
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Away
You
Small
" But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. "
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You
Pride
Job
" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "
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Just
Day
Cheeseburger
" The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. "
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Strong
Discipline
Job
" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
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More
Republican
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" What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. "
Drew Carey
Never
Take
Ourselves
" I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys. "
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Time
Two
Week
" I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. "
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Kid
Care
Appropriate
" Reality shows always look for the worst people. "
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Always
Worst
Reality
" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "
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First
Game
Beat
" I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. "
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Myself
Step
Show
" I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. "
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Get
Rather
Paper
" If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. "
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Got
Social
Working
" For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. "
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Look
People
Power
" I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them. "
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Comic
Material
" I'm competitive at everything. "
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Everything
Competitive
" I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' "
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Mirror
Think
Face
" When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. "
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Week
Time
Three
" There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me. "
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Face
Energy
Comedy