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" I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. "
Karl Pilkington
About
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People
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" I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. "
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