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" I've got loads of nieces and nephews. "
Karl Pilkington
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" People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! "
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" That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. "
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" They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? "
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" People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this. "
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" When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. "
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" Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. "
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" I've never worried about life's big questions. "
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" I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. "
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" It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. "
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" I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. "
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" I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. "
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" I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. "
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" Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? "
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" To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. "
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" If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. "
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" Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. "
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" A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. "
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" I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. "
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" I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into bottles when years ago it used to roll down and go into the lakes? "
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" Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. "
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" I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. "
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" We should all love animals. "
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" To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? "
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" People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? "
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" At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is. "
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