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" If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? "
Abraham Lincoln
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" Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as a heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere. Destroy this spirit and you have planted the seeds of despotism around your own doors. "
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" A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. "
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" I do not think I could myself be brought to support a man for office whom I knew to be an open enemy of, and scoffer at, religion. "
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" I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I'm not funny. I'm not good. I'm - I don't feel original. "
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" To give victory to the right, not bloody bullets, but peaceful ballots only, are necessary. "
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" I did 'Love's Labour's Lost' in the theater and found it to be riotously funny. "
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" What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. "
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" Although I have guitars all around, and I pick them up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I write lyrics, and I make up songs, but I'm not a great lyricist or songwriter or producer. It's when you put all these things together - that makes me. "
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