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" Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. "
Peter Ustinov
Comedy
Way
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" If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. "
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" I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. "
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" I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? "
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" You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That's just hysterically funny. "
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" I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. "
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" I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. "
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" 'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny. "
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" I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people. "
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" Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first. "
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" This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. "
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Will
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" I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days. "
Adam Scott
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" Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. "
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" I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Wife
Years
Interrupt
" I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. "
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Dance
Face
" Some of the best bad guys in movies are funny and charming. "
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" Even Napoleon had his Watergate. "
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" I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. "
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Example
Working
Only
" I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny. "
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" Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. "
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Thought
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" I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. "
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Hate
Again
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Photographer
Funny
Before
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Shy
Sometimes
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" People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. "
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" The avant-garde theater is fun; it is free-swinging, bold, iconoclastic, and often wildly, wildly funny. If you will approach it with childlike innocence - putting your standard responses aside, for they do not apply - if you will approach it on its own terms, I think you will be in for a liberating surprise. "
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