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" My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. "
" The funny thing about directing is that you have your own opinions, but it's a collaboration. Directing is a group effort. Even though you might think something works, the smartest thing you can do as a director is try and weigh the opinions of the people around you. "
" I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. "
" Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. "
" We are all born mad. Some remain so. "
" I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield. "
" A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. "
" I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, but I'll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that's how I get my gossip - by stalking fans. "
" My hope is that we can spread the word: Wonder Woman is not some unapproachable goddess. She's funny, dangerous, intimidating, brilliant, and compassionate. In many ways, I think she's the most human superheroine there is. "
" If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. "
Logan Pearsall Smith
" We spend a lot of time on Skype and other video interviews, and it's funny how many people will prepare for a Skype interview by wearing a formal suit jacket with pajama pants on the bottom. Then suddenly, someone is at the door, and you have to get up, and you realize you're wearing reindeer boxers. Just put pants on. "
" She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. "
J. B. Priestley
" Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. "
" The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. "
" Memories are doing funny things to us. "
" They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls. "
" I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. "
" In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. "
" I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues. "
" I love Felicity Jones. It was funny because I went to go see the 'Rogue One' set, and I was like, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And she's so tiny, and elegant, and she's just so small. Everyone's so much smaller than they seem. "
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" A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. "
" If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. "
" Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. "
" When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. "
" I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. "
" If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. "
" I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. "
Seann William Scott
" You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks. "
" I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. "
" I'm fascinated with the stories that we tell. Real histories become fantasies and fairy tales, morality tales and fables. There's something interesting and funny and perverse about the way fairytale sometimes passes for history, for truth. "
" When you're doing a medieval show like 'Pillars,' it starts off a bit like a school play. You're all in funny costumes; you've had your coffee, and you say, 'Good morning'. Then you go on set and, if you've got good actors and directors, it takes on a life of its own. "