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" A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. "
Barbara Corcoran
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" It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. "
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" When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. "
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" To be or not to be. That's not really a question. "
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" It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children. "
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" Every girls' night needs a funny movie and a good conversation about guys! My friends and I also love picking outfits out for each other to try on at slumber parties. It's so fun. "
Jennette McCurdy
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" I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I'm always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I'm very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I'm just a jokester. "
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" When I'm funny is when I'm angriest. "
Lewis Black
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" It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!' "
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" Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. "
Charles Kettering
One Thing
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" I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. "
Heath Ledger
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" A complainer is like a Death Eater because there's a suction of negative energy. You can catch a great attitude from great people. "
Barbara Corcoran
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" I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. "
Tommy Cooper
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" Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. "
Joan Rivers
Down
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" I went to private school for a very long time, and we always wore uniforms. Then in third grade, I switched to a public school, so I was so excited to wear what I wanted on the first day. I remember I chose this orange hoodie with a skirt, and it's so funny when I think about it now because my style really hasn't changed that much. "
Keke Palmer
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Style
School
" We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. "
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" The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. "
Will Ferrell
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" God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. "
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God
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" I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. "
Brian Wilson
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Think
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" Some call-in moderators are neutral and courteous. Then there's Rush Limbaugh, who is funny and pompous and a scapegoater and hatemonger. His popularity could cause you to draw some terrible conclusions about the state of mind of the American people. It helps to remember that Bill Cosby is popular, too. "
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People
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" But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. "
Garry Shandling
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" In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand. "
Barbara Corcoran
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Waiting
" Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. "
Oscar Levant
Blue
Red
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" There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. "
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Going
" If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. "
Clint Eastwood
Buy
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You
" To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that. "
Ricardo Salinas Pliego
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" I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. "
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" It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?' "
Ice Cube
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You
People
" Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. "
E. B. White
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Great
" I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. "
R. L. Stine
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" I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of friends. "
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