Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. "

Seann William Scott

Related Quotes:

" We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. "

Logan Pearsall Smith

" I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. "

" The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. "

" I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. "

" I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. "

" If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. "

" I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's funny when people say, 'Did so-and-so teach you how to walk?' And I always say, 'You must be talking about my mother, because it was my mother who taught me how to walk.' "

" It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. "

" I read part of it all the way through. "

" After all is said and done, sit down. "

" I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. "

" In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. "

" If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. "

" You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm. "

Guillermo del Toro

" I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference. "

" I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. "

" Never put a sock in a toaster. "

" I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. "

" I think I've done every disgusting thing you can in a film. "

Seann William Scott

" If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. "

Logan Pearsall Smith

" All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. "

" Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation. "

" I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. "

" Everyone should walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I did it three days in a row because it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. The view is breathtaking. "

Seann William Scott

" I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. "

Michael Crichton

" This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. "

" Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. "

" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "

" When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. "

Albert Einstein

" I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. "