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" Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. "

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" It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. "

" Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. "

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" The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening. "

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" There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. "

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" The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. "

" The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. "

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" Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause. "

" Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. "

" A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. "

" When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. "

" An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. "

" A good listener is usually thinking about something else. "

" It's the good loser who finally loses out. "

" Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. "

" It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. "

" The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. "

" Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. "

" Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. "

" Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. "