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" Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. "
Lewis Black
Me
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" Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis. "
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" When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are. "
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" I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation. "
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" I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people. "
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" Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! "
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" I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. "
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