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" Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. "

Alfred Hitchcock

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" I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. "

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" It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? "

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" I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. "

" I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. "

Charles M. Schulz

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" 'Bridesmaids,' I think, opened up a door to allow women to show a bunch of different women in different ways of being funny. It was kind of like an arrival moment. "

" It's funny: your happiness is contingent on a bigger picture besides just yourself. "

" I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. "

" He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. "

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" You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. "

" I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. "

" Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people. To me it's a form of sacrament. "

" We are all born mad. Some remain so. "

" Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. "

Abraham Lincoln

" I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.' But I'm deeply sensitive. Not only about myself but to others. Not to pat myself on the back, empathy is a quality I've cultivated over my life. It came naturally to me as a child. "

" It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. "

" There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. "

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" I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. "

" Revenge is sweet and not fattening. "

Alfred Hitchcock

" The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. "