Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced. "
Ruby Wax
Funny
Where
American
Related Quotes:
" Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. "
Wilson Mizner
Talk
Done
Yourself
" You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. "
Donald Trump
Funny
You
Rich
" It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art. "
Grimes
Could
Funny
Down
" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "
Will Rogers
Funny
Long
Everything
" We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. "
Daniel Dennett
Jokes
Funny
Cute
" Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. "
Robert Byrne
Walk
Funny
Imagine
" I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. "
Douglas Adams
Year
Funny
Dead
" I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. "
Steve Martin
Funny
Thought
Breakthrough
" Electricity is really just organized lightning. "
George Carlin
Organized
Electricity
Funny
" I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. "
Jim Carrey
Funny
Support
Stupid
" Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. "
Lewis Mumford
Our
Funny
Flower
" I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. "
Billy Connolly
Army
See
Always
" It's funny, because what happens to me when I read a script, when something grabs hold of me, I start getting these flashes of people or places or things or images. "
Johnny Depp
Things
Places
Me
" When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding. "
David Bowie
Time
Down
Funny
" There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. "
Jean Baudrillard
Funny
Halloween
Children
" If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? "
Robin Williams
Psychic
Funny
Need
" I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. "
Elisabeth Moss
Seasons
Time
Funny
" I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. "
Pink
Work Hard
Good
Funny
" I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good. "
Eric Andre
Die
Funny
Think
" I like marriage. The idea. "
Toni Morrison
Idea
Funny
Like
" A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. "
David Brenner
Vegetarian
Children
Eat
" I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. "
Petra Nemcova
Speak
Audience
People
" Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes! "
Niall Horan
Cute
Time
Teen
" I'm fascinated with the stories that we tell. Real histories become fantasies and fairy tales, morality tales and fables. There's something interesting and funny and perverse about the way fairytale sometimes passes for history, for truth. "
Kara Walker
Way
Funny
Truth
" God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones. "
Jerry Lewis
Handsome
God
Me
" To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that. "
Ricardo Salinas Pliego
Family
Money
Peace
" The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. "
Joe Rogan
Funny
Any
Always
" I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. "
R. L. Stine
Old
Weird
Writing
" I definitely started to perform a little bit in middle school, but not the typical musical/play route. I think that I am funny, but it was more of a social thing, where that was my part in my circle of friends. "
Abbi Jacobson
School
Think
Friends
" I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? "
Tom Brady
Own
Smart
Great