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" The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. "
Roseanne Barr
Cleaning
Out
Riding
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" Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head. "
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Head
You
" I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. "
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Out
Now
" Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room. "
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White
" Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact. "
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Sister
" Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem! "
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Problem
People
" And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. "
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You
Writing
" I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy. "
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Me
Cats
Steal
" One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa. "
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Iowa
Things
First
" I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. "
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Because
Always
Writer
" I'm God because I have the power to control my mind. "
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Mind
Power
Because
" I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas. "
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Get
Vegas
" I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three. "
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Three
Prison
California
" I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. "
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Pork
Times
Except
" The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. "
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Way
Through
Man
" I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone. "
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Want
Alone
Think
" I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful. "
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Calm
Peaceful
Place
" Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too. "
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Start
Die
God
" I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust. "
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Holocaust
Most
Raised
" I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too. "
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Know
Mental Illness
You
" Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life. "
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Place
Meditation
Own
" I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.' "
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Never
Word
Hate
" I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously. "
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Data
Think
Myself
" After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom. "
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Turn
Me
Appearance
" The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they're in office. "
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Election
Evil
People
" Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought. "
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People
America
Claim
" I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more. "
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You
War
Mind
" My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. "
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Suicide
Sign
Agreement
" You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right. "
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You
Better
Get
" The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment 'Roseanne' dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous! "
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End
Fame
Moment