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" The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. "
Mo Rocca
People
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You
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" It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. "
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" Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore? "
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Matter
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" If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. "
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Right
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" I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. "
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" I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. "
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Think
You
" I am a kamikaze gadfly. "
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Am
" I hate homemade sweaters. "
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Sweaters
Homemade
" Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. "
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Stocking
Goodness
Christmas
" A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. "
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Dinosaur
Bold
Cave
" Homemade sweaters are always itchy. "
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Itchy
Homemade
Always
" I bruise like a grape. "
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Grape
Bruise
Like
" I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar. "
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Study
Tired
Way
" My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. "
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Year
Team
One Day
" Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. "
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Right
Words
Vote
" I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. "
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Send
Everything
Everyone
" I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around. "
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Book
Coffee
Table
" Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. "
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Comedy
Never
People
" Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote. "
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Vote
Hard Work
Right
" It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. "
Mo Rocca
Want
Watch
World
" Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple. "
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Up
Finding
End
" I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. "
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Know
Still
How
" I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. "
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Me
Hair
Feet
" I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. "
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Behind
Mean
Appreciate
" I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. "
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Kid
Team
Leadership
" I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. "
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Myself
Self
Me
" It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. "
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Man
Big
Because
" I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. "
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Kind
Cool
Funny
" I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. "
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Me
Peace
Army
" Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. "
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Now
Morning
Love
" If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. "
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Help
Back
Her