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" I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. "
Mo Rocca
Kid
Team
Leadership
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" I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. "
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" It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. "
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" Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. "
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" I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. "
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" I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. "
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" Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. "
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" Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. "
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" I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. "
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Self
Me
" Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore? "
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" I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around. "
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Book
Coffee
Table
" When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. "
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" The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. "
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Important
You
" Homemade sweaters are always itchy. "
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Homemade
Always
" It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. "
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Want
Watch
World
" I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. "
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Useless
Few
" I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. "
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Know
Still
How
" If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. "
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Help
Back
Her
" I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked. "
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School
Know
High
" I hate homemade sweaters. "
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" I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. "
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Send
Everything
Everyone
" I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies. "
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Me
Peace
Army
" While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk. "
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Risk
Language
Friends
" If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press. "
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Hate
Right
Agree
" Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. "
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Comedy
Never
People
" It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. "
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Sensitive
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Conflict
" I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. "
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Cool
Funny
" A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. "
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" Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote. "
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Vote
Hard Work
Right
" I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down. "
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Christmas
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" Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy. "
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Great
Comedy
Hypocrisy