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All Quotes by author - Kinky Friedman

" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "

" And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. "

" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "

" How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? "

" I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. "

" I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. "

" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "

" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "

" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "

" I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. "

" If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus. "

" If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. "

" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "

" I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. "

" I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! "

" I'll sign anything except bad legislation. "

" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "

" I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. "

" I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. "

" I see an issue I like, and I support it. "

" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "

" I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. "

" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "

" Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. "

" Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. "

" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "

" Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. "

" Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. "

" Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. "

" The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. "

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