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" I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. "
Kinky Friedman
Young
Women
Too
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" I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. "
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" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
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" I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. "
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" I'll sign anything except bad legislation. "
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" Young people are the key to this election. "
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" We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. "
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" If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. "
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" I see an issue I like, and I support it. "
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" I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. "
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" The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. "
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Value
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" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
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" Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. "
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" William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. "
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" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "
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You
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" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "
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My Life
Nothing
" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
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Rest
" I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. "
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" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "
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Respect
Me
You
" Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. "
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" How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? "
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" You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. "
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Your
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" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
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Try
People
" When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. "
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Be The First
Telephone
Number
" The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. "
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Same
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" You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. "
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