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" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "
Kinky Friedman
Life
My Life
Nothing
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" And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. "
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" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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" We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. "
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" You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. "
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" I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. "
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" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
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" Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. "
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" May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. "
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" I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. "
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" How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? "
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" If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. "
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" The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. "
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" I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. "
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Swallow
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" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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" Young people are the key to this election. "
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Election
" You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. "
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Financial
Life
Famous
" The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. "
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" The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' "
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God
Thank God
Thank
" Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. "
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Eye
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You
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" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
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Try
People
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Keep
Us
" We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. "
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Got
Prisons
Politicians
" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
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People
Days
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Were
Social
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