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" Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. "
Kinky Friedman
Remember
Possessive
Singular
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" I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. "
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" No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. "
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" I don't apologize to people with an agenda. "
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" If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. "
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" A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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" Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. "
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" We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. "
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" I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. "
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" Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. "
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" These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. "
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" Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. "
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" I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. "
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" Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. "
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" I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. "
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